Sunday, April 26, 2009

"Just another angry black man"

Young men, I am here to inform you about how sadly misinformed you are about a certain influential leader in our nation's history.  Many of you probably think Martin Luther King Jr. is to equal rights as an alcoholic is to shots, but that's really only because they both don't know when to stop even when they've had enough.  Is he really all that he is cracked up to be?  Does he really deserve a national holiday, and a high school auditorium in his name?  Let's be honest with ourselves, he really wasn't anything more than yet another angry man with too much time on his hands.  Now i'm no racist, but don't you think someone's making mountains out of molehills here?  I mean things are going smooth, everybody could be content, and this guy suddenly proclaims himself the campus police, and busts up everybody's frat party.  Then picture this, he decides to march himself and a bunch of his buddies up and down your street until you guys lame down your party until it's just as bad as theirs is.  This guy keeps wanting more and more rights until he doesn't even know what to do with them all.  He's like a two year old that keeps eating more and more candy until he makes himself sick.  Now he was a heroic man who worked hard for the rights of many millions of American's, but is that really worth a full day in his honor?  He's the only man who has a national holiday all to himself, but is that really necessary?  We don't have a George Washington day, or a Neil Armstrong day, or even a Susan B. Anthony day.  Why does this man causing a fuss and outright disturbing the peace make him better than the countless other's who do comparable if not greater things?  Maybe had he not been killed, January 15th would be just another day.